1000+ Football Cliches
By Gary Jarjoura
Over 1000 American Football cliches with accompanying cynical comments, off the wall observations and over 40 outrageous cartoons!
Pros, College, High School Football – this book is for everyone with a pulse.
Available in Ebook and Paperback. Free shipping!
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"They're in the Hunt"
“You can never write off a champion” – No! Tax office won’t allow it.
“One game at a time” – Yeah, it is a bit difficult to play two at a time.
“No stranger to pressure” – They met on a slippery field one night many games ago.
“That will rejuvenate them” – Café Latte anyone?
“Cutting ’em up like a surgeon” – Cosmetic surgeon?
“That was a cheap shot” – heavily discounted?
“Speed of the game” – you can fast forward through it?
“Lead from the front” – well, you can’t lead from the back
“Game awareness” – they not aware they’re playing?
“They’ve come up empty” – like the fans who bet on them?
“Can they get up for the game?” – They better set their alarms.
“Got points in them” – they swallowed points?
“They were caught napping” – weird…. the footy field is NOT the most comfortable place to have a sleep.
“Let the air out of the stadium” – won’t everyone suffocate?
